Date: 11-Aug-2005 19:12
Author: Bill Spohn Email
Subject: "Surely you've noticed that the fairer sex always orders salad?"
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Yeah - washed down by a milkshake more like, and followed by a chink of pie a la mode that would choke a hungry hippo!
Doing lip service while chowing down like an accomplished trencherman (trencherwoman?).
I once went on a date with such a woman. Got the "Oh I'm not hungry so I'll just have a piece of toast" routine. Then asked to taste my meal. I sat there and watched her pretty much consume the whole thing, and when 'we' were finished, because she hadn't ordered a main course, she felt justified in having dessert.......
(I am not referring to SWMBO, BTW, so I am not inadvertently offering you any ammunition to be used against me...)
Anywa - stop posting and get back to cooking, the count down is at 53 hours and counting. Is your boar in hand yet?